40+ Funny and Witty Black Day Wishes for the Single Squad

Who needs black bean noodles when singles have their own "specialty" for Black Day? Enter: funny, cheeky, and downright adorable wishes. Rather than sulking over the absence of romance, April 14th is the perfect excuse to roast your besties (and yourself) with some lovingly savage humor. Below is a roundup of Black Day wishes to brighten up your solo celebration or share with your fellow fabulous single friends.

Black Day wishes for the single friends and yourself

Black Day Wishes for Yourself

1. Wishing myself a fabulous Black Day! I may be single, but hey—I’ve got snacks and spare cash.

2. I’m doing fine on my own... a little too fine. Here’s to someone brave enough to love me someday.

3. No lover, but a full belly—sounds like a win to me!

4. Being single isn’t scary. What’s scary is looking this good and still being single.

5. Alone but never lonely—thank you food and Wi-Fi.

6. The best part of being single? No fights over Facebook passwords.

7. May I not just survive Black Day—but shine like a flash!

8. Single is a trend. I’m just ahead of the curve.

9. I’m not heartbroken, just in maintenance mode.

10. Wishing myself never-ending joy in this single life… until someone finally dares to handle my mood swings.

11. People have love—I’ve got snacks. Life’s still good.

12. Single life perk: full control over what’s for dinner tonight.

Black Day Wishes for Your Single Bestie

What would you say to “celebrate” your forever-single friend this Black Valentine’s Day?

1. Happy Black Day—let’s hope next year no one’s inviting us out for noodles again.

2. Hey bestie, you’ve been single for a while now… time to either accept it or date someone already!

3. You’re not alone—others are just too intimidated to try loving someone as awesome as you.

4. Wishing you a glamorous, high-class single life with excellent taste.

5. May you not rush into love, but choose the right one—slow and steady wins the love game.

6. You’re not single—you’re just waiting for the stars to align.

7. No Valentine’s date? Who cares—as long as you take me out today, it’s an honor!

8. May you get a teddy bear next year… because a boyfriend might still be a stretch.

9. We’re both single, so I get it—let’s eat first, love later.

10. You’re living proof that even being gorgeous can’t save your love life.

11. Thanks for surviving countless Valentine’s Days and Black Days with me.

12. Don’t be sad about being single—be sad about who’s paying for dinner.

13. Besties are for sending Black Day wishes… and dragging each other out for food.

14. You’re not single—your potential match is just running late.

15. If Black Day were a competition, you’d be MVP for sure.

16. Love yourself as much as you love bubble tea.

"Deep" Wishes That Turn Funny—Black Day Style

Single but still smiling!

1. Love comes later. Food comes first. You know what to choose.

2. Some people come and go… but you? You’re still single.

3. Everyone has a “better half”—maybe yours is just really good at hiding.

4. No lover? No problem. You’ve got me—what more could you want?

5. Love is like a shadow—the more you chase it, the more it runs away.

6. Live slow, love slow… or in your case, not at all.

7. Don’t be sad about being alone today—you’ve got more days to go!

8. Being single isn’t scary—it’s just more expensive as you get older.

9. Everything will be fine… even your single status.

10. Being single = not having to share your fries. A win is a win.

11. The more single you are, the cooler you should live—make couples jealous.

12. Better single than in the wrong relationship. At least your wallet’s safe.

13. Love is pink—but you’re wearing black today.

14. Every Black Day reminds you: no one’s passed your personal standards yet.

15. It’s fine. No one’s holding your hand, but your wallet’s still secure.

16. Sometimes happiness is… not having to argue with anyone.

17. Happiness has many forms—and singlehood is definitely one of them.

18. Wishing you no more Black Days next year—only late Valentines!

Creative Ways to Use These Black Day Wishes

These funny Black Day wishes aren’t just for reading and chuckling—they can be part of surprise gifts or thoughtful messages to connect with your fellow single friends on April 14th. Here’s how:

You can totally write a funny Black Day message on a card for your single friend!

1. Handwritten Cards

Pick 1–2 of your favorite wishes and write them by hand on a card. The messier, the better—it’s the charm! A quirky card with a witty Black Day message is sure to make the recipient smile and feel seen.

2. Add One to a DIY Gift Box

Make a mini “Black Day Survival Kit” with instant black noodles, bubble tea, dark candies, handmade soap—and a printed or handwritten Black Day wish. Whether it’s for yourself or a friend, this combo screams “single with taste.”

3. Turn Them into Stickers or Bookmarks

Select the sassiest quotes, turn them into phone/laptop stickers or bookmarks—perfect for cheering yourself up during a study or work break.

4. Group Posts with the Single Squad

Use 5–7 of the wishes to create a group post or funny reel for your friends. It’s a lighthearted way to build connection and share laughs this Black Day.

5. Add One to a Chus Gift

If you’re buying a gift from Chus.vn, don’t forget to include a witty Black Day wish on a note. The combo of a handmade gift and a playful message shows care and personality all in one go.

Final Thoughts

Black Day isn’t gloomy anymore—it’s your time to shine with some laughter and love. Whether you're gifting a friend or lifting your own mood, a good Black Day wish is all you need to turn April 14th into a celebration of you.

And if you’re looking for a small but meaningful gift to pair with that wish, check out Chus.vn. From handmade soap and witty notebooks to bold, personality-filled gift boxes, Chus always has something delightfully “single and proud” for yourself or your favorite solo star.